Let’s not even address the proper use of the word “broke.”

Let’s skip over the unfortunate appearance of an “h” in the second mention of the word “tree.”

Let’s just just straight to the heart of the matter, which is a very serious matter indeed: Tree Vandalism. It’s no joke, people. Tree Vandalism is a dangerous phenomenon—some would even call it a hate crime against Mother Earth herself. Unless, of course, said vandalism was caused by an act of Mother Earth, such as, say, a storm or tornado. In that case, nevermind.