September 14, 2009
Backups are necessary whenever a dispute escalates beyond “passive” status.

Backups are necessary whenever a dispute escalates beyond “passive” status.

10:08am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZwEaWyBB-KV
Filed under: Dispute police officers suspenseful endings 
August 21, 2009
The police like to keep a close eye on anything loose ‘round these parts. That includes women, change, screws, and dogs. Sidenote: Why didn’t anyone read the tags on the damn collar?

The police like to keep a close eye on anything loose ‘round these parts. That includes women, change, screws, and dogs.

Sidenote: Why didn’t anyone read the tags on the damn collar?

10:00am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZwEaWyA1WCg
Filed under: Loose dog suspenseful endings 
August 13, 2009
And I’d like to have my pillows fluffed for me. We’d all like a lot of things, Edon woman, but you know what? Sometimes we just have to come to terms with that fact that no one’s going to fluff those pillows for us, and that shelling out the extra $2.99 a month for the luxury of caller ID isn’t so hard after all, either.

And I’d like to have my pillows fluffed for me. We’d all like a lot of things, Edon woman, but you know what? Sometimes we just have to come to terms with that fact that no one’s going to fluff those pillows for us, and that shelling out the extra $2.99 a month for the luxury of caller ID isn’t so hard after all, either.

10:31am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZwEaWy9gEjC
Filed under: suspenseful endings phone harassment you and me both 
August 9, 2009
No word on whether she ever got through to one.

No word on whether she ever got through to one.

7:42pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZwEaWy9W4ev
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Filed under: Request officer suspenseful endings