September 12, 2009
Loose in the stones + dumped on it’s side = not a poop joke? Bullshit.

Loose in the stones + dumped on it’s side = not a poop joke? Bullshit.

August 13, 2009
And I’d like to have my pillows fluffed for me. We’d all like a lot of things, Edon woman, but you know what? Sometimes we just have to come to terms with that fact that no one’s going to fluff those pillows for us, and that shelling out the extra $2.99 a month for the luxury of caller ID isn’t so hard after all, either.

And I’d like to have my pillows fluffed for me. We’d all like a lot of things, Edon woman, but you know what? Sometimes we just have to come to terms with that fact that no one’s going to fluff those pillows for us, and that shelling out the extra $2.99 a month for the luxury of caller ID isn’t so hard after all, either.